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lyrics

Boobs. I’ve got ‘em.
But it’s time to put to rest
A little something that I’m dyin’
To get off my chest.

Bras. I hate ‘em.
Like, who invented these? (men)
Time to entertain some new
Possibil-titties.

Feelin’ bold, I’m feelin’ lawless
That’s cuz baby, I am going braless!

Fuck bras! Fuck bras!
They squeeze me like a zit!
I don’t wanna wear a bra no more
Just want to free my tits!

Fuck bras! Fuck bras!
Who likes push-up straps? (Men)
A bra is just a lacy cage
A literal bobbie trap

I’m oppressed, poked and pressed
All day by underwire
As soon as I get home
I throw my bra in the fire!

Bras are good for storing
Moist wads of cash
But this one cost me sixty bucks
And all I got was a rash….and a yeast infection

Fuck bras! Fuck bras!
I will not be restrained!
Due to excessive boob sweat
My bras get nasty stains!

Fuck bras! Fuck bras!
Who cares about gravity? (Isaac Newton)
Isaac Newton was a man
Who did not have titties

I’ve been wearing this shit since I was a teen
But the one good thing about quarantine
Is I can give these puppies some air to breathe
It smells like cheese inside my cleav
My 34Ds ain’t here to please
I’m just a human with mammaries
And sure, sometimes I need a little support
When I’m smugglin’ drugs or doin’ a sport
So wear a bra if you want to rock it
But ask yourself, why don’t bras have pockets?

Why don’t bras have pockets, pockets, pockets?
Men.

Fuck bras! Fuck bras!
And halters and corsets
But most of all fuck strapless bras
And especially fuck bralettes!

Fuck bras! Fuck bras!
Time to free the nips!
When I take my bra off
It rains tortilla chips.

credits

from We All Miss Hugs, released October 2, 2020
Writer: Noelle Hoffman
Producer: Mark Borders

Lead vocals: Noelle Hoffman
Guest vocals: Jamie Shriner

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Good Ass Group Chicago, Illinois

Good Ass Group is a musical comedy collective started in 2020.

The group features Ahyoka Saas, Becca Nix Tham, Robbie Ellis, Debonair Status, Heather Meza, Jake Dewar, Jamie Shriner Biddle, Noelle Hoffman, Ross Childs, and Tague Zachary ... more

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